I was standing in the lunch line the other day with Hayley, when I asked for a roll, along with my chicken sandwich. The woman in the lunch line said, "I think they'll let you get a roll with that..."

and then I asked Hayley what reason they could possibly have to not let me get a roll, to which she replied, "Well, probably because it's a bread, and there's bread on the sandwich."

and then I said, "That doesn't make any sense... They let you get french fries with lunch. French fries are potatoes... and... potatoes... are potatoes."

and then we both started laughing hysterically. Because frankly, that's probably the dumbest thing I've ever said. But it was damn funny.